FAQ
What is this madness ?
Here's an interview with I.G. that might help, here's wikipedia. It's all in good fun.
One of the best things about being a Pastafarian is that you don't take it seriously.
Smilliner and Colandier ?
Smiliner, (smɪlɪnə) n a maker of metal headwear. A portmanteau of Smith, a metal worker and Milliner, a hat maker.
Colandier, (kɒləndɪə) n a maker of colanders.
Noodilicousness ?
The power of The Holey Colander is so great, no current adjectives were adequate.
Giraffes ?
Are very helpful to have around, it's unfortunate that only I can communicate with them verbally using my psychotronic enthalpalantic communicator, but they're a great team to have on my mission.
Who is IG McSporran ?
I.G. is a fictional being created in the mind of John McKenzie, who is just a guy from Melbourne who had an idea that he thought the internets would love, so he got on with designing and making models. But as he's not really a social media guy, has a common name, and is aware that a grumpy, aspie, misanthrope is not a good sales representative. So he made me to bring The Holey Colander to the Pastafarian masses.